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Today we wrote poetry on our daily group email between friends at work.  It is a simple formula and you’re welcome to borrow it.

Rebecca:
why is it still raining?
I want some dry now
Thanks

James:
Why am I still awake?
I want some sleep now.
Thanks.

Michelle:
why am I still hungry?
I want some noms now.
Thanks

Rebecca:
Why am I not rich?
I’d like some money now.
Thanks

James:
Why is it not the future?
I’d like some spaceships now.
Thanks.

Michelle:
Why are people so stupid?
I want to be left alone.
Thanks

Rebecca:
Why do I have to brain?
I have the dumb
Thanks

Scott:
Why do I have to cheese?
My goat is tired.
Thanks.

Michelle:
Why do I have to write?
My brain is tired.
Thanks

James:
why is it still verbing?
I want some adjective now
Thanks

James:
*sleep sleep sleep sleep*?
*sleep sleep sleep*
Thanks.

Michelle:
Why am I still stressed?
I need some chocolate.
Thanks

James:
Why am I still achey?
I need a massage.
Thanks.

James: (warning puns)
Why is that army attacking?
I need artillery.
Tanks.

Michelle:
Where is my mobile?
I need to text.
Thnx

Rebecca:
Where is my lolcat?
It is hugs tiem now
Kthxbai

Why are people so annoying?
I want my giant robots
Thanks

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