Today we wrote poetry on our daily group email between friends at work. It is a simple formula and you’re welcome to borrow it.
Rebecca:
why is it still raining?
I want some dry now
Thanks
James:
Why am I still awake?
I want some sleep now.
Thanks.
Michelle:
why am I still hungry?
I want some noms now.
Thanks
Rebecca:
Why am I not rich?
I’d like some money now.
Thanks
James:
Why is it not the future?
I’d like some spaceships now.
Thanks.
Michelle:
Why are people so stupid?
I want to be left alone.
Thanks
Rebecca:
Why do I have to brain?
I have the dumb
Thanks
Scott:
Why do I have to cheese?
My goat is tired.
Thanks.
Michelle:
Why do I have to write?
My brain is tired.
Thanks
James:
why is it still verbing?
I want some adjective now
Thanks
James:
*sleep sleep sleep sleep*?
*sleep sleep sleep*
Thanks.
Michelle:
Why am I still stressed?
I need some chocolate.
Thanks
James:
Why am I still achey?
I need a massage.
Thanks.
James: (warning puns)
Why is that army attacking?
I need artillery.
Tanks.
Michelle:
Where is my mobile?
I need to text.
Thnx
Rebecca:
Where is my lolcat?
It is hugs tiem now
Kthxbai
Why are people so annoying?
I want my giant robots
Thanks